The Best Who's the Boss?, Season 4, Episode 10 Quotes

Bailiff: [to Tony] Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Tony: You bet your life. Truth is my middle name!
Judge: I thought it was Morton.
[Tony pouts]

Prosecuting: The state would like to call Anthony Morton Micelli.
[Tony is embarrassed. Angela snickers]
Angela: Morton?
[a pause]
Angela: You never told me you had a middle name.
Tony: [grumpily] Now you know why!