The Best Willoughby Kipling Quotes

Willoughby: What is the difference between now and later?
Chief: The difference is that I get to say goodbye my daughter.

Willoughby: We're wandering into the literal end of days as we speak.
Cliff: Uh, actually, we took care of the end of the world last week. Consider the butts wiped. Front to back.

Willoughby: Lego figures can't be choosers, Caulder.

Willougby: You don't need a torso to have a heart.

Willoughby: I did have a plan. A bloody good one. But as per usual, your dumbfuckery jammed a spanner up my arse and now you're zombies. Is it too much to ask for you twats not to fuck yourselves up so spectacularly?

Willoughby: That was a de-aging spell you... whatever the female equivalent of a dick-head is!
Crazy: Clit-head?

Crazy: Well, how do we stop them?
Willoughby: You're not paying attention. This isn't some threat you can just punch into submission.
Crazy: Yeah, well, everything you're saying just makes me want to kick their asses even more.

Willoughby: I'm sorry, who the fuck are you again?
Madame: I'm a bird. And my name is Laura DeMille.

Willoughby: [wishing the team luck] Godspeed, you irascible fuckwits.