The Best Aaron Grandy Quotes

Aaron: [seeing Michael and Dwight soaking wet] What happened to you guys?
Michael: Give it back. The gift basket. Give it back.
Aaron: Oh, wait is this?
Dwight: It's real simple. If you don't appreciate what we do, then give us back our basket.
Aaron: Maybe you should leave.
Michael: Yeah, maybe we should. Maybe we should leave.
[to Dwight]
Michael: Come on, let's leave. But before we leave, my wet friend and I are gonna wait for our cabs on your nice couches!
[he sits on a couch, intentionally getting water all over it]
Dwight: [sarcastically] Could you call us a cab, please? I'm gonna...
[he squeezes his jacket sleeve, getting water all over the couch]
Dwight: Oh, sorry.
Michael: Look, my clothes are so wet.
Dwight: Nice leather.
[scraping his shoes on the couch]
Dwight: Oh, my shoes are so muddy.
Aaron: [puts the gift basket on the table] All right, here you go. Take it back!
Michael: It's been opened.
Aaron: Yeah, it was mine.
Michael: What's missing? The turtles... Where are the turtles? Where are the turtles?
Aaron: Come on, guys, get outta here!
Michael: [screams] WHERE ARE THE TURTLES? WHERE ARE THEY?
Dwight: [to the office] Excuse me, I have an announcement to make. We seem to be missing a box of chocolate turtles with pecans, and we will not be leaving the premises until we obtain them. Hand. Over. The. Turtles. Now!