The Best Aaron Poole Quotes

Paul: [whispers] If you touch me, you'll die.

David: [Stoned] Want to know where I got my hat bruh?
Stevie: Where?
David: Assholes-R-Us!
[laughing as Stevie rolls over, falls off of the bed and hits David in the back of his head with her leg]
Bree,93908: [shouting at each other with their baby crying]
David: Oh my god! OH MY GOD! We need to go! We need to go!
[David and Stevie duck into a room next to Bree and Sean's room!]
Sean: [angrily] What the ##ck?
David: [Whispering] I got his hat!
[laughing]
David: [Short pause! David slams Stevie up against the door and they start kissing each other. They then move towards the wall that has the light switch attached to a disco ball. David puts his arms out and drops his empty beer bottles on the floor while Stevie starts to rub her hands up and down David's waist and hips]