The Best Abelia Quotes

Festus: [changing clothes and hears a knock at the door] What do you want?
Abelia: [opens door and enters room] I forgot my nightgown.
Festus: [jumps in bed and pulls cover up] Well, you could have at least gave me a chance to get decent!
Abelia: Oh hush. I've seen a man standing in his long johns before.
Festus: I don't give a hoot if you saw a naked jay-bird. A she-male ain't got no business a-busting into a room that's done occupied by the feller of the opposite sex.
Abelia: I knocked.