The Best ADT Serviceman Quotes

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Housewife: Oh! I didn't realize you were still in the house.
ADT: I'm sorry to startle you. Here's the estimate. House looks good. Can't think you need much beyond door and window sensors. I included in the cost three keypads.
Housewife: My husband wondered, would you ever just sell the stickers for the windows and a sign for the front lawn?
ADT: Signs come with the sensors, I'm afraid.
Housewife: Of course they do. That makes sense.