The Best Andrew Allen Quotes

Andrew: [when Sophia comes to the museum to bring Dorothy her lunch, the Director greets her, and lays it on pretty thick] Hellooooo. And who do we have here?
Dorothy: This is my mother, Mrs Sophia Petrillo. Ma, this is my boss, Mr Allen.
Andrew: [speaking slowly and loudly, as if patronizing her advanced age] Pleased to meet you, Mrs Petrillo. What brings you to our humble home?
Sophia: [turns to Blanche, covering her mouth so Mr Allen won't hear] Is he gay?
Dorothy: Uhhh, come on, honey, I'll walk you to the car.
Andrew: Goodbye, Mrs Petrillo. Sorry you didn't have an opportunity to experience our museum. I'd love for you to see my most prized acquisition: a magnificent pair of Gauguins.
Sophia: [offended and outraged] What are you, a pervert? I was married for 45 years, I never even saw my husband's Gauguins.