The Best Architect Quotes

Architect: My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. Neither could I.

[re: the killer video]
Cindy: And it's been circulating and killing ever since.
The: Just like Pootie Tang.

The: We loved our daughter very much, but she was evil. Made the horses crazy. Killed our puppies. Hid the remote. Really sick shit. My wife took her to the old family farm and drowned her in the well. I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient.