The Best Brooke LaLaine Quotes

Brooke: Evie, goddamn it. Where's my other cutlet?
Evie: Incoming cutlet!
[throws the cutlet at Brooke which hits her from behind]

Tracy: [to Brooke] So you're a model?
Evie: She's a model-slash-actress.
Brooke: Mmm, slash-bartender who's about to be late for work.

Brooke: We'll be moving up to Ojai so you won't be seeing Evie again. Ever. You're really cruel, Tracy. I mean, I'm sure you can be a sweet kid when you want to, but right now, you're a really bad influence. I mean, you cheat, you lie, you steal...
Tracy: [shouting in disbelief] Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? Where do you think I learned all this shit from?
[walks off into the kitchen]
Melanie: Tracy was playing Barbies before she met Evie.
[Melanie, Evie and Brooke follow Tracy into the kitchen]
Brooke: Did she teach you how to beat the crap out of her as well? I've seen the bruises.
Tracy: What the hell did you tell her, Evie?
Brooke: [turns to Evie] Come here. What about this?
[shows the scrape by Evie's hairline that Tracy accidentally made while the two girls were play-fighting]
Tracy: [shouts] What the fuck? We were just goofing.
Melanie: Tracy didn't hit her.
Evie: [starting to cry] Yes, she did.
Tracy: I don't believe this! She hit me too!
Brooke: [grabs Tracy's arm and struggles with her to pull back her sleeve] And look at this, Mel.
Tracy: Don't you dare! No! Please!
Melanie: Get your hands off her.
[Tracy starts to cry as the cuts on her arm are revealed when Brooke pulls down her sleeve]
Brooke: She cuts.
[Melanie looks stunned and horrified at the cuts on Tracy's arm]
Tracy: [crying] It's none of your business, you fucking Frankenstein!
Brooke: Oh, no, this child is my business, you little cunt.
Melanie: That's enough. You need to get out.
Brooke: [to Evie] Honey, come on.
[she and Evie slowly start to leave the house]
Melanie: [yelling] Get out!
Evie: [crying] Who would want to be in this shit hole anyway? It fucking stinks in here, Mel!