The Best Calvin 'Sketchy' Theodore Quotes

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Alec: Well, thanks for playing, it's always a pleasure. Who's next ? Anybody ? Sketchy, what do you say buddy ?
Calvin: No, man. I already owe you two paychecks.
Alec: I'll let you break.
Calvin: No, no, no.
Alec: I'll play left handed. You can blindfold me.
Calvin: Hehe, no man.
Alec: No, okay.
Max: Nobody likes a showoff, Alex.
Alec: Max. Fifty bucks and you get to humble your old buddy, Alec. What do you say?

Sketchy: What's the point of being bi-sexual if you're celibate?

Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic.