The Best Capt. Conrad Howard Quotes

Captain: Look at all this carnage!
Mike: Aw come on Cap, I didn't do all this shit. They did this to each other.
Captain: Wait, wait. You didn't shoot anybody?
Mike: Well, come on Cap, you know I shot somebody.

Captain: [last words] We'll order pizza.

Captain: It's a war on the goddamn law!

Captain: The horse represents all of our fears and traumas and it's got us running around a hundred miles an hour to the point where we can't even answer a simple question: Where are you going? Where are you going Mike? Mike, you gotta take control of your life. You gotta grab the reins before your horse runs you off a cliff.