The Best Carla Quotes

Carla: [answering the phone] Hello?
Josh: Hi Carla, it's Josh. I'm sorry to bother you. Is Tiffany around?
Carla: Tiffany is not here. She didn't sleep here last night, again, and it'd be great if one hour went by where you didn't call.
Josh: Right.
Carla: [Angrily] If she wanted to talk to you, she'd call you. Deal with it.
Josh: [Hanging up the phone frustrated] Bitch.
E.L.: Did she sound hot?