The Best Earl Edwards Quotes

Earl: Oh, bullcrap! This is ridiculous! Why didn't you tell us where you were?
Kyle: Because I knew you'd get mad! See, look how mad you are.
Earl: [angrily] I'M NOT MAD!

Crime: If I had to guess, I'd say somebody was raped and murdered here.
Earl: What the hell gives you that idea?
Crime: I don't know. It's just a feeling.