The Best Chechen Quotes

The: [in a warehouse next to a mountain of money] Joker-man, what you do with all your money?
The: You see, I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!
[he pours gasoline on the mountain of cash]
The: [panicked] What the...?
The: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap.

The: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] What do you propose?
The: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[mobsters laugh]
Salvatore: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The: If you're good at something, never do it for free.