The Best Maroni Quotes

Batman: [about the Joker] Where is he?
Salvatore: I don't know where he is, he found us!
Batman: He must have friends!
Salvatore: [incredulous] Friends? Have you met this guy?

Salvatore: [in the back seat of his car] Look, if I tell you, will you let me go?
Two: Can't hurt your chances.
Salvatore: It was Ramirez.
[Two-Face pulls the coin out and cocks his gun]
Salvatore: [panicking] But you said...
Two: I said it couldn't hurt your chances.
[flips coin; good side]
Two: You're a lucky man.
[flips again; bad side]
Two: He's not.
Salvatore: Who?
Two: [buckles seat belt] Your driver.
[He shoots the driver in the back; the car goes flying off the road]

The: [During a private sit down meeting with the gangsters] What do you propose?
The: It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
[mobsters laugh]
Salvatore: If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?
The: If you're good at something, never do it for free.