The Best Chop-Top Quotes

Chop: NAM FLASHBACK!

Chop: Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio add time.
Vantia: [getting nervous] Are you fucking crazy? We are closed. Off the air till' tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back...
Chop: No but... but yeah but... Whoa.

Chop: [donning L.G.'s cowboy hat after beating him unconscious] Giddy-up!

Chop: [to Stretch] You hog bitch!

Drayton: [to Leatherface] Did you see it? Well, did you? Well, didn't you? Did you, didn't you? Go check it out boy!
Chop: NAM-LANDDD!
Drayton: Awww shut up!
[to Leatherface]
Drayton: I told you to go check it out before I start kicking your ass.
[to Chop-Top]
Drayton: Some kind of crazy booger just skitched through here.
Chop: No, a booger? How big?
[imitating Nubbins the puppet]
Chop: Big, crrazzzzyyy booger! Let's haul butt bro!

Chop: 'NAM LAND!

Drayton: I thought you took care of her already.
Chop: Yeah well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba likes her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

Chop: Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch!
[laughs]
Chop: Dog will hunt.

[When swinging for Stretch, Leatherface hits Chop Top on his head with the chainsaw by accident, exposing his metal place cover]
Chop: Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do... oh, goddamn I can't believe it! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! Oh... I'm gonna have to go back to the VA hospital to get me a new plate cover!

L.G. McPeters: [seeing Chop-Top cutting up records] Hey! What the shit?
Chop: Lick my plate, you dog dick!

Chop: [to Stretch at the radio station] Can you play Inna-Vida-da-Gadda?

Chop: C'mon Bubba. Cook's out here chewing ass like it was steak... "We gotta run for that money now! Chase that dollar, boy! Gotta go fast to catch it... "

Chop: Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat!

Chop: Exit. E-X-I-T.

Chop: [hitting L.G. in the head with a hammer] Incoming mail!

Chop: Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Chop: [chanting while blasting a fire extinguisher] 'Nam Land! Napalm! Fire in the hole!

[deleted scene]
Chop: [to Drayton] Kiss my plate!