Top 30 Quotes From The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

Chop: Burn her like a rat! Burn her like a rat!

[When swinging for Stretch, Leatherface hits Chop Top on his head with the chainsaw by accident, exposing his metal place cover]
Chop: Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do... oh, goddamn I can't believe it! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! Oh... I'm gonna have to go back to the VA hospital to get me a new plate cover!

Lefty: Put it in the press. Get it in the news. Any information about this accident, and maybe, uh, some witnesses.
Detective: Yes, sir, I uh... I know some old boys at the paper. We'll get your story out for ya.
Lefty: Brazos.
Detective: [affirmative head nod]
Lefty: Bra-zos.
Detective: [farewell salutes Lefty]
Lefty: Bra-zos!
Detective: Remember the Alamo, cowboy.
[double-clicks tongue]

Chop: Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch!
[laughs]
Chop: Dog will hunt.

Drayton: [Hiding under the dinner table while Leatherface and Lefty fight] Maybe it's just time to just shut down. Time to shut down the show, yeah. Yeah, pull the plug. Come here, Nubbins!
[Pulls the preserved corpse of the hitchhiker from the original film under the table and searches him]
Drayton: Where... Where's that fuck you Charlie?

Drayton: I love this town!

Drayton: I thought you took care of her already.
Chop: Yeah well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba likes her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

L.G. McPeters: [to Stretch, who is screaming after seeing him skinned] Darlin', don't be scared, darlin'...

Drayton: [to Leatherface] Did you see it? Well, did you? Well, didn't you? Did you, didn't you? Go check it out boy!
Chop: NAM-LANDDD!
Drayton: Awww shut up!
[to Leatherface]
Drayton: I told you to go check it out before I start kicking your ass.
[to Chop-Top]
Drayton: Some kind of crazy booger just skitched through here.
Chop: No, a booger? How big?
[imitating Nubbins the puppet]
Chop: Big, crrazzzzyyy booger! Let's haul butt bro!

Drayton: S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?

Drayton: It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!

Stretch: I know nobody's listening 'cos you're all looming, but I got a shot of hot rock 'n roll for you anyway...
[takes a call]
Stretch: KOKLA Red River Rock 'n Roll Request.

Drayton: [to Leatherface] You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well... nobody knows. But the saw... the saw is family.

Chop: [to Stretch at the radio station] Can you play Inna-Vida-da-Gadda?

L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

Drayton: The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

[when asked the secret of his successful chilli]
Drayton: No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

CutRite: Oh my achin' banana!

Drayton: Grandpa's strict liquid diet keeps him as fresh as a rose.

Drayton: A man builds a good sturdy trade by hookin' and crookin' and then
[removes pin from grenade]
Drayton: Ka plooey! The Gods just kick him right in the balls. Ah no! Not this time...

Drayton: I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.

Lefty: I'm the Lord of the Harvest!
Drayton: What's that? Some new health food bunch?

Chop: 'NAM LAND!

Chop: [chanting while blasting a fire extinguisher] 'Nam Land! Napalm! Fire in the hole!

Chop: NAM FLASHBACK!

Chop: Exit. E-X-I-T.

Buzz: [referring to the chainsaw wielding Leatherface] What the hell is that?
Rick: It's... It's some kind of a geek!

Lefty: [after discovering a hall in the wall filled with entrails in the Sawyers' hideout] It's the Devil's playground.

Drayton: You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

Chop: [donning L.G.'s cowboy hat after beating him unconscious] Giddy-up!