The Best Diane Kelly Quotes

Diane: It's admirable, the way you defend a woman who is so obviously ambivalent about her relationship with you.
Michael: Thank you very much. You didn't have to say that.
Diane: Considering she consistently gave you such poor performance reviews.
Michael: That was before our relationship. She was going through a divorce, and she was drinking a lot.
Diane: Okay.
[Jan looks shocked]
Michael: ...Of water.