The Best Drew Quotes

The: [reading pornography magazine] Nice breasts...
Drew: What do you want?
The: I wanna see what your insides look like.
Drew: Then turn to page 54.

The: [on the phone] What's was that noise?
Drew: Oops, I farted. I didn't think you'd hear me.
The: No... that popping noise...

The: What's your favorite scary movie?
Drew: Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
The: That's not a horror movie.
Drew: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.