The Best Esme Cullen Quotes

Alice: It's time, it's time.
Esme: Happy Birthday, Bella.
Alice: Let's open your presents, there's a cake too.
Bella: Alice, that cake could feed fifty. You guys don't even eat.
[Alice hands her a present]
Bella: Thanks
[Bella drops it quickly]
Bella: Ow, paper cut.

[Alice and Jasper come in through the window]
Alice: Hi Bella! I'm Alice.
[Alice walks up to Bella and hugs her]
Alice: Oh, you do smell good.
Edward: Alice, what are you - ?
Alice: It's okay. Bella and I are going to be great friends.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: Sorry, Jasper's our newest vegetarian. It's still a little difficult for him.
Jasper: Pleasure to meet you.
Alice: It's okay Jasper, you won't hurt her.
Edward: [to Bella] All right, I'm going to take you on a tour of the rest of the house.
Alice: Well, I'll see you soon.
Isabella: Okay.
Esme: [gushing] So CUTE!
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I think that went well.
Esme: [to Rosalie] Clean this up. Now!

Bella: You all know what I want. And I know it's a lot to ask for. The only fair way I can think of is if we put this to a vote.
Edward: Bella, you don't know what you're doing.
Bella: [to Edward] Just... shut up.
Bella: Alice?
Alice: I already consider you my sister... Yes!
Bella: Thank you.
Jasper: I vote yes. It would be nice not to want to kill you all the time.
Rosalie: I'm sorry. I'm really sorry to both of you for how I've acted. And I'm really grateful that you were brave enough to go save my brother. But this isn't a life I would have chosen for myself. And I wish that there had been someone to vote no for me. So no.
Emmett: I vote hell yeah! We can pick a fight with the Volturi some other way.
Esme: I already think of you as part of the family. Yes!
Edward: Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: You've chosen not to live without her, which leaves me no choice. I won't lose my son.

Isabella: [to Esme, as Rosalie hits the baseball almost as loud as the thunder crash] Okay, now I see why you need the thunder.
[Bella watches Rosalie hurtle around the bases like a runaway express train]
Isabella: But it's gotta be a home run, right?
Esme: [shakes her head] Edward's very fast.

Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
Emmett: Her name's Bella.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: I'm sure she'll love it no matter what.
Rosalie: [sniffs] Ooh... get a whiff of that. Here comes the human.
[Esme flashes a big grin just before Bella and Edward walk around the corner]
Esme: [runs up to Bella] Bella! We're making Italiano for you.
Edward: Bella, this is Esme, my mother for all intents and purposes.
Isabella: Buon Giorno?
Esme: Molto Bene!
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: It gives us an excuse to use the kitchen for the first time.
Esme: I hope you're hungry.
Isabella: Yeah, absolutely!
Edward: She already ate.
Rosalie: [crushes the salad bowl she's holding] Perfect!
Isabella: Yeah - it's just that I know... I know you guys don't eat.
Esme: Of course. That's very considerate of you.
Edward: Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
Rosalie: Yeah! Let's just keep pretending like this isn't dangerous for all of us.
Isabella: I would never tell anybody anything.
Dr. Carlisle Cullen: She knows that.
Emmett: Yeah, well the problem is... you two have gone public now so...
Esme: Emmett!
Rosalie: No, she should know. The entire family will be implicated if this ends badly.
Isabella: Badly as in... I become the meal.
[Carlisle and Edward struggle to suppress laughs]