The Best Evelyn Williams Quotes

Evelyn: What does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas? And don't say breast implants again.

Patrick: I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.
Evelyn: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Patrick: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.

[Just after breaking up]
Evelyn: Where are you going?
Patrick: I am just leaving.
Evelyn: But where?
Patrick: I have to return some videotapes.

Evelyn: Thousands of roses and lots of chocolate truffles. Godiva, and oysters in the half-shell.
Patrick: [Bateman narrating] I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but Evelyn, my supposed fiancée, keeps buzzing in my ear.
Evelyn: Annie Leibovitz. We'll get Annie Leibovitz. And we'll have to get someone to videotape. Patrick, we should do it.
Patrick: Do what?
Evelyn: Get married. Have a wedding.
Patrick: No, I can't take the time off work.
Evelyn: Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.
Patrick: I don't want to talk about it.
Evelyn: You hate that job anyway. I don't see why you just don't quit.
Patrick: Because I want to fit in.

Evelyn: You're inhuman.
Patrick: No... I'm in touch with humanity.

Patrick: I think, um, Evelyn that, uh, we've lost touch.
Evelyn: Why? What's wrong?
Patrick: My need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale cannot be corrected but, uh, I have no other way to fulfill my needs.