The Best Jean Quotes

Jean: What's that?
Patrick: Duct tape. I need it for... taping something.

Patrick: I'm on a diet.
Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Patrick: Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
Patrick: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.

Jean: Are you dating anyone?
Patrick: Maybe. I don't know... Not really.

Patrick: I think if you stay, something bad will happen. I think I might hurt you. You don't want to get hurt, do you?
Jean: No. No, I guess not. I don't want to get bruised.