The Best Fred Henry Quotes

Jim: Your paper experience is very interesting. Do you think you could use that experience to inform decisions here?
Fred: Absolutely, I... Yes. In fact, I actually have a three-step plan that I believe could effectively double your profits.
Jim: Really?
Fred: Yeah.
Jim: What is it?
Fred: Nice try.
Toby: I'm sorry. W-What is your three-step plan?
Fred: Well, I mean, I can't just hand you my plan. I mean, if you guys give me the job, then, then you'll get the plan.
Gabe: Well... It's an interview, and we don't know that you really have the plan.
Fred: I'm not gonna just make up that I have a plan. I got a plan. Believe me, you guys want it. You're in paper, right?
Gabe: How do we know that if you don't...
Jim: You could just be saying it to get the job.
Fred: I guess I could very if I was... Who would do that?
Jim: How about this. Why don't you give us a part of the plan, and that way we know you have it.
Fred: Tell you what. I'll give you part three of part two. Not gonna give you a whole part.
Jim: Okay.
Fred: Color-code said document. TM.
Jim: Did you just trademark that?
Toby: What?
Fred: That's a verbal trademark. That's an agreement.