The Best Gary Quotes

- We were strolling through the park and no one was around, so...
- You didn't.
Phoebe: We did!
- Ha, ha. We violated section 12, paragraph 7 of the criminal code.
- The park, huh?
- Ha, ha.
- Public place.
Gary: Uh-huh.
- Ihearyou.
- Can you excuse me for a second?

- Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
- Here he comes.
Gary: What is he doing?
- What the hell is he doing?
- What is it?
- Is everything okay?
- What?
- He sees us. Don't move.
- And don't look at him.

[first lines]
Gary: I'm gonna get more coffee, do you want anything, baby doll?
Phoebe: I'm fine. Thanks.
Chandler: See, I can't pull off "baby doll," can I?
Monica: No, I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident.

[Gary and the guys enter the coffeehouse, where Phoebe is sitting]
Gary: [points at Joey] Hey, anybody want to meet a hero?
Phoebe: [excitedly] John Glenn is here?

- Hey, look at that.
- You tried to save your buddy.
Gary: You see that?
- You see what he did?
- You okay, man?
- Thanks, Joey.
- Uh... hello?

Phoebe: It's so unfair our date has to get short just cause some guy shot at a store clerk.
Gary: I know, but it's my job, sweetheart.
Phoebe: OK but maybe I could come too?
[Hears on police radio that suspect has emerged naked from the sewer]
Phoebe: Yeah alright, you go.

Gary: [to Phoebe] You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Joey,8065: Nice!