The Best Hellboy Quotes

Hellboy: We faced every threat there is, and yet you take me in.
Professor: I love you, son.
Hellboy: You made me a goddamn weapon!
Ben: Where's my fucking violin?

Gruagach: Hellboy, as you can see, she's made sure you receive a proper fucking welcome. You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this.
Hellboy: I have some idea! You know, I was the guy that sent little piggy squealing all the way back home!
[squeals]

Hellboy: Sorry! Did I interrupt?
Nimue: On the contrary. You've arrived just in time.

Hellboy: Some dads give their kids Legos.

Nimue: You are a king. We belong together, you and I.
Hellboy: We do. But it's not going to work, you know, cause I'm a Capricorn and you're fucking nuts!

Ben: Once the casket is secure, you'll be on your first flight out. If the Bureau can put you back in your cage.
Hellboy: My cage? My cage! I'm gonna ask specifically you clean my sawdust. Can't wait until you smell demon shit, pal!

Hellboy: I love you, Lobster Johnson!

Baba: They will build statues of you, 2,000 feet high! Made from the bones of your enemies.
Hellboy: That'd take a shit-ton of bones.

Lady: On an island off the coast of Scotland, something was summoned from the depths of Hell, something that would end mankind.
Hellboy: And this thing, did it show up?
Lady: Oh, yes. You did.

Professor: Listen up, ladies and gentlemen: out there is a fifth-century sorceress who wants to bring down the curtain on London and the world!
Hellboy: Great, homework.

Nimue: Out of the ashes, a new Eden will emerge.
Hellboy: Okay, I'd appreciate a prophecy with more relatable stakes.

Hellboy: [Police Officer shoots] Hey! I'm on your side!
Police: Sorry. My bad.

Ben: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently, Scarface?
Ben: Is that meant to be humor?
Hellboy: Maybe. My therapist does say I rely on jokes as a way to normalize.
Ben: Normalize, right. Good luck with that.