The Best Hollywood Quotes

Hollywood: [to Jonathan] Don't let Felix get to you. He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.
Jonathan: Listen, I gotta go, okay? I promised my girlfriend I was gonna take her out tonight.

[Mr. Richards and Felix have been arrested for their greedy actions]
Jonathan: Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras. Did they pick up everything last night?
Claire: [smiles coyly] I only saw what I needed to see.
Roxie: [to Emmy] Just where do you come from?
Jonathan: Roxie, you would never understand.
[Jonathan and Emmy leave the store room before Roxie]
Hollywood: [snaps his fingers to B.J. in a justified manner] Mm-hmm.

Jonathan: Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs! They look fine to me, they really do!
Hollywood: Thank you. Albert called me 'cellulite city'. Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.

Hollywood: [to Jonathan] It's obvious to this country girl that you're an A-number one creative freak. Imagine pretending to be a stock boy when you're a major artiste. I am so jealous.

[Hollywood just caught Jonathan kissing Emmy as she assumes mannequin form]
Hollywood: At least, she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

Hollywood: [to Jonathan] You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood, but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help. I need you creative muse.