The Best Homer Stokes Quotes

Homer: [as Grand Kleagle at a KKK rally] Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys! That's not my culture and heritage! Is that your culture and heritage?
[Chorus of "No!" from assembled Klansmen]
Homer: And so, we gonna hang us a negro!

Homer: Those boys desecrated a burning cross!

Homer: The color guard is colored! Who made them the color guard?