The Best Pappy's Staff Quotes

Pappy's: The reason he's pullin' our pants down.
Pappy's: Gonna paddle a little behind.
Pappy's: Ain't gonna paddle it - gonna kick it, real hard.
Pappy's: No, I believe he's gonna paddle it.
Pappy's: I don't believe that's a proper characterization.
Pappy's: Well, that's how I'd characterize it.
Pappy's: I believe it's more of a kickin' sitcheyation.