The Best Kara Bingham Quotes

Ryan: [Narrating] Every Family has a person who keeps the genealogy in check that's my sister Kara: the glue
Kara: [Over the phone] Hello,Hey how you holding up?
Ryan: Fine you and the kids?
Kara: Missy's outstanding Matthew made varsity how's the road?
Ryan: Couldn't be better
Kara: Good, I didn't want to ask you this I know how you are about doing things for others but we're coming up on Julie's and there's something we could use your help on
Ryan: Yeah
Kara: We've been sending people kits so they can print out photos of Julie and Jim on card board and then photos of them at interesting places kind of like the Nome in that French movie
Ryan: Why
Kara: Because its Julie's wedding and she thinks it would be fun, does it matter why?
Ryan: How is Julie?
Kara: Would you call her? She thinks you've turned to butter so your assistant said you're going to be in Vegas, can you get a photo of the cut out in front of the Luxor pyramid?
Ryan: The place is a shit hole nobody stays there
Kara: I'm not asking you to check in can you just take a stupid photo?
Ryan: I'll "try my best"
Kara: Thank you for "trying your best"

Ryan: What happened?
Kara: Jim's got cold feet.
Kara: Today?
Kara: Yeah that's how cold feet work.
Ryan: What do you want me to do?
Kara: Talk to him.
Ryan: You want me to talk to him?
Kara: [speaking in metaphors, referring to getting married] It's either you or me and you know my track record I've already struck out once.
Ryan: [speaking in metaphors, referring to getting married] I've never been up to bat, I haven't even been in the dug out.
Kara: Don't you talk for a living? Motivational king of stuff?
Ryan: I tell people how to avoid commitment.
Kara: What kind of fucked up message is that?
Ryan: It's a philosophy.
Kara: It's stupid.
Ryan: It could've helped you.
Kara: You haven't been around much you basically don't exist to us. I know you want to be there for her here it is: this is your chance.