The Best Katie Quotes

Katie: You were so funny with that waiter. You're such a nut!
[Joey spills some of his coffee, scared]
Joey: You know, breadsticks fangs are always funny.
Katie: No, you make them funny
[starts to punch him]
Katie: You're the funny one.
Joey: Uh, look Katie, listen, we need to talk, okay? Uhm, I like you, I really do, I like you a lot, okay? But sometimes when you playfully punch me like that, it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but a very real bat.
Katie: Aw... like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size?
[Punches him harder]
Katie: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME BECAUSE OF MY SIZE!

Katie: Joey?
- She just kicked me.
- Well, aren't you gonna do something?
- You better do something or I'm gonna walk out that door right now.
- Well, are you gonna?
- Nah.