The Best Kevin G. Schmidt Quotes

Lenny: [after Tommy gives Lenny the block buster] Wait a minute, I'm not touching this thing. Look how small the fuse is. I'll get busted.
Evan: [puts a cigarette on the block buster] Here. That should give you two minutes.
Lenny: [in a fake voice] Gee, thanks, friend.

Lorraine: Black works Mom. Jesus like had his funeral on Christmas.
Henry: He died on Easter, Barbie!
Jessica: He was resurrected on Easter, moron.