The Best Mr. Miller Quotes

Mr. George Miller: Take off your clothes, just like we do at bath time. You too, Evan.

[Evan tells Kayleigh to cover her ears]
Evan: What time is it?
Mr. George Miller: It's time for you to do what I tell you to do.
Evan: Wrong answer, fuckbag. This is the very moment of your reckoning. In the next 30 seconds you're gonna open up one of two doors. The first door will forever traumatize your own flesh and blood.
Mr. George Miller: What, what, what's happening? How are you doing this?
Evan: It'll change your daughter from a beautiful child into an empty shell whose only concept of trust was betrayed by her own sick pedophile father. Ultimately? It'll lead to her suicide. Nice work, Daddy.
Mr. George Miller: Who are you?
Evan: Let's just say you're being closely watched, George. Your other option is to treat Kayleigh like, say, like a loving father treats his daughter. Sound okay to you, Papa?
Mr. George Miller: Yes.
Evan: Listen close then, fuckbag. You screw this up again - I'll flat-out castrate you. What you need to do, is discipline your son Tommy, 'cause the kid is one sadistic pup. One last thing...
[Evan whispers something in Kayleigh's ear]
Kayleigh: [yelling at her father] Don't ever touch me again!
Mr. George Miller: I won't.

[time traveling Evan at age 7 threatens George Miller with a lighted stick of dynamite]
Mr. George Miller: Evan! Put that out, or you'll blow off both your hands!
Evan: Been there, done that.