The Best Lachesis Quotes

The: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: YES! Hades rules!
The: But a word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The: Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: WHAAAT?... Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.

Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The: Late.
The: We knew you would be.
The: We know everything.
The: Past.
The: Present.
The: And future.
The: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
Hades: Right, anyway ladies, I was at this party and I lost all track of ti...
The: We know!
Hades: I KNOW, you know. Anyway, Zeus... Mr. High and Mighty, Mr. "Hey You Get Off Of My Cloud", now he has...
The: A bouncing baby brat!
The: WE KNOW!
Hades: I KNOW YOU KNOW! I got it, I got the concept!