The Best Lilly Curtis Quotes

[Yellowstone's caldera erupts. The giant ash cloud and fire is rushing behind them]
Lilly: Daddy, it's following us.
Jackson: Don't look at it! Get down on the ground. Get on the ground and hold on. Don't look back. Don't look back. Look at me. Do I look scared?
Lilly: Uh-huh.

Sasha: Boss, I found us a plane.
Yuri: Can you still fly that thing?
Sasha: Sure, boss. But I need co-pilot.
Lilly: Gordon's a pilot.
Gordon: No, I'm not. I'm not.
Jackson: Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.
Yuri: Good. Let's go!
[both groups set out for the plane]
Gordon: [just before going outdoors] Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot.

Lilly: I'm not scared. No more Pull-Ups.
Jackson: Nice.

Lilly: [inside Charlie's camper] That guy's crazy. Right, daddy?
Jackson: No. I don't think so.

Kate: [on the phone with Jackson] Hello?
Jackson: [in the limo en route to Kate's house] Kate, stop what you're doing.
Kate: Jackson?
Jackson: Listen to me. I've rented a plane. Pack up the kids, I'm gonna be there in five minutes.
Kate: What are you talking about? We're gonna do our regular Saturday. Noah has music at 2 and Lil has karate.
Gordon: Not gonna expect him to remember.
Jackson: Kate, California is going down! Pack up the kids now!
Kate: They just got back. God, you sound like a cray person. The Governor just said we're fine.
Jackson: The guy's an actor! He's reading a script! When they tell you not to panic...
[makes a hard left]
Jackson: that's when you run!
Kate: Look, will you call me back when you calm down?
[hangs up phone]
Lilly: Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?
[Gordon looks at Kate]
Kate: Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.