The Best Lisa Donckers Quotes

Professor: Would you mind dropping me off? I, too, have a lunch date.
Lisa: Professor. Dark horse.
Professor: It's with my mother!

Lisa: [looking at Dan's notebook] My doctor's prescriptions are easier to decode than this.
Dan: I don't have bad handwriting. I've just got my own font.

Lisa: You weren't on site at the shooting yesterday were you Mr Samson?
Freddie: No, I was driving in from a breakfast meeting.
Lisa: Was that business or pleasure?
Freddie: Pleasure actually.
Lisa: Someone who can vouch for you?
Freddie: Unfortunately not. I was stood up
Dan: [mutters to himself] I know how you feel, mate.

Lisa: How was last night?
Dan: Not now, Lisa. It's not a good idea to mix work with pleasure.

Herman Donckers: It's delicious.
Lisa: You haven't even tasted it yet

Lisa: He's worth's billion quid, give or take. I'll take if he's giving.

Lisa: It's really quite a transformation Mr Banks. Choirboy at 12 and convict at 20.
Professor: From songbird to jailbird.

[the police are investigating a fire which seems to have been started deliberately in a student house; could the fire have been started by one of the students who live there?]
DI: I don't imagine any of them would be stupid enough to set the place on fire whilst they themselves were still in it.
Professor: The term "homo sapiens" is a misnomer, Detective Sergeant. Human beings are guided far more often by perverse irrationality than by solid reasoning.