The Best Margaret Quotes

Michael: So you... get... the rent checks every month, and... what happens next, what...
Margaret: Y-you're asking me what I... do with the checks people write to me?
Michael: Just making conversation.

Michael: Well, I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet, old lady on the bus.
Margaret: [long silence] That's incredibly rude.
Michael: Now you ruined it.

Margaret: Michael?
Michael: [after taking a look at her] Ugh.
Margaret: Are you Michael Scott?
Michael: Is who Michael what?