The Best Michael Monks Quotes

Tom: I'm from Vice Special.
Pathologist: Tom Ludlow. I know who you are. I handled your wife's autopsy.
Tom: That was you?
Pathologist: Mmhmm. The asshole, remember?
Tom: Right. The guy who washed away all the hair and fiber evidence. The guy who wouldn't do a vaginal swab. The guy who left me with nothing to go on.
Pathologist: It's not my job to investigate adultery.

Rick: What's up?
Kimball: I'm Agent Cho. I'll take the kid off your hands.
Rick: What?
Kimball: I made a mistake. Let's just forget I filed a report, okay?
Rick: [scoffs] Too late. Paperwork's been filed. It's my case now. Besides, it took me an hour to get here. I'm not going back empty-handed. Now... do you mind?
[Anthony sucker punches him and tries to run away]
Kimball: [catching him] Hey, hey.
Rick: Give him to me.
Kimball: Sorry, can't do that. He hit you. That's battery.
Rick: Are you kidding me?
Kimball: I have to process him now. Paperwork.
Rick: Hold on.
Kimball: [as the elevator doors close] Bye.
Rick: Hey! This is bull!
Anthony: [Cho leads him away] What you doing, man?
Kimball: Be quiet or I'll give you back.