The Best Mrs. California Quotes

Toby: Did you bring your passport with you?
Mrs. California: Who walks around with their passport?
Toby: Well, I do. Always ready for adventure.
Mrs. California: Have you had any?
Toby: No.

Mrs. California: All right, well, it's really nice to meet you, Bryan.
Ryan: Uh, it's actually Ryan.
Mrs. California: Oh, Ryan.
Ryan: [in the "confessional"] Bitch...