The Best Officer Lucy Bates Quotes
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Sgt. Lucy Bates: What do you know about this horse over here?
The: [wearing a western outfit, a sombrero and carrying a saddle] How should I know anything about a horse?
Lt. Howard Hunter: [to Lucy Bates] I was wondering if we could have a little verbal... mano a mano.
[Lucy looks confused]
Lt. Howard Hunter: ... A Talk.
Officer: Sure, about what?
Officer: [driving a patrol car] You wanna get married, Lucy?
Officer: I can't today, Joe.
Dr. Stuart: So, officer Bates... you come here often?
[Lucy's look indicates she's in no mood for flirting]
Dr. Stuart: What happened?
Sgt. Lucy Bates: I knocked this kid out with my ribs.