The Best Paula Brancati Quotes

Chief: Ladies and gentlemen, an autopsy was performed on Mr. Faysal yesterday. The cause of death...
Jana: Jana Singer, from the Collinwood Expositor. Why would Heather Peterson kill him? Do you have a motive?
Chief: We have evidence from an eyewitness of a personal vendetta towards Mr. Faysal over a business transaction. We also recovered a large quantity of rat poison at the Peterson residence.
Dylan: What other evidence do you have connecting Heather to Verna's murder?
Chief: That investigation is still ongoing.
Jana: Yeah, 'cause I'm having a hard time figuring out why she would chop up an old woman into a bunch of little pieces.
Chief: I want to assure the citizens of Waterbury and its many visitors that this was not random, and we do not expect any more violence. Thank you very much.
Jana: [to herself] Unbelievable.
Sarah: You know, she's right. What if Heather's...
Dylan: Stop, babe. Babe, you gotta stop. Okay? You're gonna drive yourself crazy.
Sarah: If they're wrong, then the Executioner is still out there.

Susan: Someone knows. Someone knows, and now they're gonna come for us.
Dawn: Susan, you need to calm down, okay?
Susan: Andi was bled out! She was tied up and bled out! So don't tell me to calm down!
Dawn: [entering their cabin] Oh, my god.
[written on the wall in blood are the words "I Know You Killed Her"]

Peter: Dawn, stop! She's alive!
Dawn: Yes, and we need to do something about that.
Peter: We have to take her back.
Dawn: What do you think she's gonna do if we take her back? Do you think she's gonna thank us and say "O-Oh, gee, these five jokesters, they almost killed me, but then they saved my life, so we're all good"? No, she's gonna say that we took her out here and we got her drunk and we tried to fucking kill her.
Talvinder: I won't!
Peter: No, no, no, no, we didn't mean to!
Noah: Look, i-it's her word against ours.
Peter: Please, guys, if-if we take her back right...
Dawn: If we take her back, we're going to jail. Attempted murder, assault.
Peter: She's alive!
Dawn: Yes. And you heard her, right? She threatened us. She can destroy us, so we need to finish this. We need to finish this tonight.
Susan: No, no, no, we just took her out here to scare her, teach her a lesson, that's all!
Dawn: Susan, the plan fucking changed. So what are we gonna do now?