The Best President's Secret Service Agent Quotes

Ted: Any chance she could follow?
President's: My own men couldn't get through that door once it's closed.
Ted: Yeah, well, unfortunately, she isn't one of your men.

Ted: That's her. That's Evelyn Salt. Give me your sidearm. I'm qualified on it.
President's: No. Sorry, only Secret Service possess firearms in the President's vicinity.
Ted: Screw protocol, Jinks. We got an enemy agent out there.
President's: Protocol's protocol, sir.
[Winter takes his firearm]
Ted: And dead
[shoots him]
Ted: is dead.
National: I'm a National Security advisor!
[kills him; only the President is left]
Ted: Not anymore.
[pointing gun at President]
Ted: Sit down.
U.S. President Lewis: Who are you?
Ted: My name, Mr. President, is Nikolia Tarkovsky, and unless you do exactly as I say, I'm the last person you will ever see.