The Best Peabody Quotes

[last lines]
Peabody: [commanding helicopter] Circle back! Circle back!

Peabody: She had the drop on me, Ted. Why didn't she shoot?

Peabody: How many more like you are there?
Evelyn: Like me? None. Like him? More than you or I can handle alone.

Peabody: If I did believe you, and I'm not saying for a second that I do, but if I did, nobody else would.
Evelyn: Well, maybe you can think of a way around that.

Peabody: Hey. Why'd you kill him?
Evelyn: Because somebody had to.
Peabody: [punches her hard]
Peabody: [to everyone else] What?
Evelyn: By this, I take it you think everybody is who they say they are.

Peabody: I'd say she's a trained goddamn liar, and everything she's said up until now has been to protect her cover.
Ted: Why don't you tell me how you really feel about it.

Ted: Look, Ev, try to stay calm.
Evelyn: I'm not a goddamn Russian spy.
Ted: I didn't say you were. Let's go to my office, we can sort this out.
Peabody: No, no. We gotta go to a secure location. Now.
Ted: All right. Doesn't get any more secure than this. Ev? Five minutes.
Evelyn: Call Protective Services, find Mike.
Ted: I will.
Evelyn: This is bullshit.