The Best Prince Fomar Quotes

Margo: Vaginas. The leading cause of death in men. They spread disease. They explode during childbirth. But worst of all, they bleed. Every month. In fact, mine's doing it right now.
Prince: Well, that's okay. I like blood.
Margo: [Is stunned for a second, then comes up with an idea] But do you like teeth?

Margo: You don't need a wife. You need a pile of socks and a sex-ed class.
Prince: What's a sex class? Who's Ed?

Prince: Oh, something bit my manhood.
Eliot: Congratulations, son. You just had sex. The first time's always painful. It's all those teeth they've got down there.