The Best Robert J. Wilke Quotes

Wallace: You tell 'em! I won, didn't I?
Britt: You lost.

Festus: Mr. Cumberledge, you don't know us Haggens, or ya wouldn't say such a thing. Like Great-Unke Herkle said, "Catch a Haggen in a lie, 'n' a thunderbolt'll hit him from th' clear, blue sky.
Luke: What happened to Great-Uncle Herkle?
Festus: Well, they's some say that this thunderbolt came up real suddenlike one time....