The Best Rubeus Hagrid Quotes

Rubeus: [talking about Aragog] I had him from an egg, you know? Tiny little thing he was when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A Pekingese, mind you!
Horace: How sweet! I once had a fish... Francis. He was very dear to me. One afternoon, I came downstairs and... it vanished. Poof.
Rubeus: That's very odd, isn't it?
Horace: Yes, doesn't it? But that's life! I suppose, you - you go along with and suddenly... poof.
Rubeus: Poof.
Harry: Poof.

Hagrid: First thing you wanna know about hippogriffs, is that they're very proud creatures, very easily offended. You do not want to insult a hippogriff. It may just be the last thing you ever do. Now, who'd like to come and say hello?
[everyone but Harry takes one step back]
Hagrid: Well done, Harry, well done!

[Hermione screams as Grawp grabs her and lifts her up]
Rubeus: Grawpy, that is not polite!
Ron: Hagrid, do something!
Rubeus: We talked about this! You do not grab, do you? That is your new friend, Hermione!
[Ron swings a tree branch at Grawp's foot. Grawp looks down, puzzled, and shifts his foot slightly, knocking Ron back]
Hermione: Grawp! Put-me-down!
[Grawp stares blankly]
Hermione: *Now*!
[Grawp puts Hermione down gently and turns away shamefully]
Ron: Are you alright?
Hermione: Fine. He just needs a firm hand, that's all.
Harry: I think you've got an admirer.

Rubeus: Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It's the eyes, I reckon, they unnerve some folk.
Harry: Not to mention the pincers...
[clicks his tongue while miming pincers biting]