The Best Rudy Travis Quotes

[In the motel room, Fran and Rudy are having sex. Fran is moaning in pleasure as Harold, tied up in a chair, drags himself to the opened door to find Fran cheating on him as they're performing the woman-on-top position]
Harold: [screams] Hey! HEY!
Fran: [laughs] It's Harold!
[Fran and Rudy laugh as they cover themselves]
Rudy: Harold, get back in there, ya pervert.
[Rudy shuts the bathroom door on him; Harold screams and groans in anger and agony]

Fran: What's the plan?
Rudy: The plan is shut up.

Doc: What happened to Hansen?
Rudy: He didn't make it... And neither did you!

Rudy: It's been my experience that having friends is overrated.

Carol: Oh, I guess we should stop, 'cause Harold has to pee.
Rudy: Get back in the front. Get back up there with Harold! Get up there!
Harold: I don't want to play... this game... anymore!
Rudy: You pee in your pants.