The Best Sgt. Ernie Savage Quotes

Sgt. Ernie Savage: Good morning, Sergeant Major.
Sergeant: How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is?

Sergeant: Beautiful morning, Sergeant!
Sergeant: What are you a fucking weatherman now?

[At night]
Specialist: I can't see a thing, but I can smell them.
Sergeant: Dead bodies smell, Bungum.
Specialist: No it's not the dead ones! I can smell them creeping up on us.