Top 20 Quotes From Spy Kids

Fegan: [sings] It's a cruel, cruel world, all you little boys and girls / And some mean, nasty people want to have you for their supper!

Brat's: Can I help you with something, macho?

Carmen: Mom, I've been skipping school, going places, taking ferry rides in the city...
Ingrid: It's OK. It's OK. I know. We'll talk about it when we get home.
Carmen: ...running off to Belize.
Ingrid: What? You went where?
Carmen: You're right. Let's just talk about this when we get home.
Ingrid: No, no, no, no. You can tell me everything now, OK? Is that what you want to be, free from your family? Hey!
Carmen: I used to. Not anymore.

[Carmen and Juni's robot doubles lift off the ground with fire streaming from the bottom of their feet]
Boy: ¡Yo quiero los zapatos como esos! (I want shoes like that!)

Juni: It needs... children.

Carmen: Oh shiitake mushrooms.

"Uncle": Hey churros! Last time I saw you, you were *this* big
[motions his hand above Juni's head]
"Uncle": You're shrinking."

Carmen: You skipped a chapter, meathead!
Juni: Better stop calling me names!
Carmen: Pull up, booger breath!
Juni: Stop it, or I'll call you names!
Carmen: Go ahead! You've got nothing on me, warthog!
Juni: Sure I do... diaper lady.

Gregorio: [sees Ms. Gradenko's hair; half of it is burned off due to a previous encounter she had with Carmen and Juni] Ms. Gradenko... I think.
Ms. Gradenko: Oh, it's me all right. I owe my new look to your children.
Gregorio: Remind me to raise their allowance.

Fegan: But it's not that simple!
Carmen: Figure it out. We'll be back for you.
Juni: Teach them to be good!

Fegan: We have to keep the army from leaving the castle. Our only chance is to get to the control room and hope that their missions have not been programmed.
Ingrid: And what if they have?
Fegan: Then there's no one on Earth who can stop them.

Ingrid: Remember when we could sense danger a mile away?
Gregorio: Those were the days.
Ingrid: Yeah.

Gregorio: Juni. Juni. Hey. Anybody gives you a hard time in there, remember, you are a Cortez.
Juni: What's so special about being a Cortez?
Gregorio: Lots of things!

Mr. Alexander Minion: What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be in line with the others.
Juni: [mimicking] You're supposed to be in line with the others.
Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that.
Juni: Stop that!
Mr. Alexander Minion: Stop that this instance!
Juni: Stop that this instance!
Mr. Alexander Minion: STOP THAT, right now!
Juni: Or what?

Carmen: Never send an adult to do a kid's job.

Gregorio: What was the story tonight?
Ingrid: [kisses his head] Ours.

Carmen: We'll be back for you, fellow agents.
Juni: Sknaht!

Juni: What did you do to him?
Carmen: Machete Electroshock Gumballs. It says long lasting. But I don't trust wrappers.

Juni: Our real uncle? Because we've already got a fake uncle.

Carmen: Oh, now you've done it!
Juni: I knew this was gonna happen!
Carmen: We're gonna crash if you don't do something!
Carmen: You did this on purpose, you kamikazee!
Juni: But now it's balanced!