The Best Tomas Quotes

Tim: I have to confess something.
Tomas: What is it man?
Tim: It's me, I've been sleeping with your wife.
Joey: So you're the gynecologist?
Tim: Hey I'm trying to have a private conversation here!
Tomas: [Breaks down] Oh no, man, oh no!
[Rachel hands him the napkin dispenser and he scrabbles with it]
Tomas: Just... just give me the thing, okay?
[storms out]
Tomas: And you! You are no longer my friend! We're through! Kaput!

Tomas: [upset] I have a feeling my wife is sleeping with her gynecologist.
Tim: Really? How do you know?
Tomas: Well, he's got access.