The Best Tricia Penrose Quotes

[PC Younger has uncovered a "strawberry thief" by painting the berries]
Rosie: And you all owe Geoff a pint as well as an apology.
Matt: Why?
Rosie: Well he still caught them.
Gina: Yeah. Red handed.

Vernon: [calls to Tom and Phil whilst having a drink in the Aidensfield Arms] Hey lads! Nicked anyone for car tax lately?
[laughs]
PC: What's he so pleased about?
Gina: His latest venture. He's managing the Brass band.
PC: He won't make much run in one of those. Money's all in pop groups today.
Probationary: I love Brass bands.

[Dawn has seen Joe Mason and Rachel Dawson kissing]
Oscar: What's the police force coming to? In my day, constables didn't go round *kissing* their sergeants.
Gina: Well if you were the sergeant, Oscar, I'm hardly surprised.